Autodidact: self-taught


Misc Quotes

by V. L. Craven

From Twitter

QI Elves
If we really embraced the metric system, we’d say that Winnie the Pooh lived in the 40.47 Hectare Wood.
The word ‘bed’ looks like a bed, and the word ‘shark’ looks like a shark (swimming from right to left)
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. JEROME K. JEROME

Graham Linehan
Taxi driver just asked me what I did. Told him I wrote comedy. “Anything I know?” Told him my credits & we’ve been driving in silence since

Reece Shearsmith
I love the muffled quiet you get with snow. Especially if you can stuff a lot in their mouth before the choking starts.
“Warm bath television” : so called because it makes you want to get in one and slice open your thighs.

Guys I’m scared there’s some weird yellow light outside that’s covering everything and – oh wait it’s the sun.  # BritishProblems

Very British Problems
Never wanting to use an exclamation mark yet worrying you’ll come across as miserable without one

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