Essays

Pageism a.k.a. You May Be a Pageist If… Humourous essay about Pageism, the desire to be of (non-sexual) service to an older woman based on a section of Richard von Krafft-Ebing’s Psychopathia Sexualis.

Shorts

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Short Stories

Happy Birthday, Dana Byrne [PDF] : Two members of a threesome decide to kill someone making life hell for their mutual girlfriend. Dark comedy.

The Isis Group
Book One: Through Me the Way [PDF] A privately-funded, humanitarian organisation that goes about improving the world by removing unconvicted criminals in a variety of ways. The first story is the recruitment process for the most important members of the group, ‘Keys.’ Dark comedy that should appeal to Existentialists.

Other Things

A British Primer   [PDF] Information for Yanks preparing to visit Britain–England in particular–to help them not embarrass their country.