Sunday Funnies…

-He had been described as ‘independent to the point of vexation and individual to the level of eccentricity’, which seemed accurate enough.

-‘He made me read a couple eye charts. I passed with flying colours.’
‘Really? You can’t usually see a hole in a ladder.’

-Bryant was no longer allowed to touch the computers owing to the odd demagnetizing effect he had on delicate technology. His application to attend an IT course had been turned down six times by those who feared he would cause a national meltdown is let loose near PITO, the Police Information Technology Organization. His facility for picking up old broadcasts of Sunday Night at the London Palladium on his Sky dish had been documented with fascination but no hope of explanation by the Fortean Times.