This happened near where I live this morning.

Note the people running towards the spout of doom.

The beach patrol eventually arrived, no doubt to tell people not to run directly into certain death.

Those lacking the basic instinct for survival should be removed from the gene pool. I don’t mean they should be rounded up, but they shouldn’t be saved from themselves. Otherwise, they have children who will also lack the survival instinct, which is a dominant gene-it’s not like their progeny is going to be the most cautious individuals on Earth-and those people will be driving one day whilst texting and watching a DVD in their Hummer and will hit one of us. If they were only a danger to themselves it wouldn’t be a big deal, but we shouldn’t help these people in spreading their retarded genes. Yes, yes, I know, ‘retarded’ isn’t politically correct, but in this case, some part of their brain is clearly underdeveloped, which is the technical definition of ‘retarded’, so I think it’s the proper usage.