Autodidact: self-taught

Dec
11
2013

Gifts for Geeks

by V. L. Craven

This post is for the geeky folks on your list. If you frequent this site, you probably have a bit of the geek about you, but if you found us through a search through your preferred search engine (welcome!) then have a gander at a selection of things that shall hopefully please the geeky someone(s) on your list.

DFTBA mug

Don’t, dang it!

Don’t Forget to Be Awesome Mug ($12) DFTBA.com. From the home of Nerdfighters, that bastion of geekitude, comes a mug that will remind you, in the face of those less geeky to not forget to be awesome. All the while providing you with your favoured beverage of choice.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Everything is Dead t-shirt , ($18 also on DFTBA.com) modelled by Emily Graslie from The Brain Scoop , which you should be watching. Why they don’t have something that says ‘It still has brains on it’ I don’t know, but they don’t. Still, ‘Everything is dead’ absolutely works for this site, I think. Nay, I know. Geeky and macabre. I like it.

Unbored

Unbored: The Essential Field Guide to Serious Fun is available from Amazon for $18. I’m not doing a separate review of this because I haven’t read it, but several friends of mine, whose judgement I trust, swear by it for getting kids engaged in the world around them. It’s 350 pages of how-tos, trivia, and all sorts of fun and useful things. Intended for ages 10-13, but I know some grownups who wouldn’t mind a copy. Ahem.

Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser

The Doctor Who TARDIS Tea Infuser $19.99 from ThinkGeek. It has the sonic screwdriver as the bit that dangles out of the cup. I mean, really.

ThinkGeek is a really good place to check in general (for the people who aren’t geeks) for the ones who are, you probably had the tab open before you came to this site. They have items from various fandoms, tools for geeks, exclusives to their site, things for kids, things for cube dwellers to personalise their workspaces…

Speaking of,

Pixelblocks

PixelBlocks available on Amazon (price varies). PixelBlocks are small, translucent blocks that can be used to create 2D or 3D sculptures. I have a set and they’re great fun. Like Lego, there are different size sets, so the prices vary based on how many pieces are in your set. Each one has suggestions for things you can make, but you can also design whatever you’d like.

House Targaryen Crest Wall Plaque

And we’re back to the Noble Collection. I chose the Targaryen House Crest Wall Plaque ($55) just because, you know. I needed a place holder for this entry. Right. Yeah. FIRE AND BLOOD.

Sorry. Where was I? Oh yes. The Noble Collection makes replicas and original pieces for franchises like Harry Potter (as mentioned in an earlier post ), Game of Thrones , Lord of the Rings , The Hobbit and The Dark Knight Rises . They have faithfully recreated prop replicas that are definitely not for play and will most definitely please ardent fans of shows and films.

Targaryen Sigil Pendant

Just showing you the quality of their work with this Targaryen Sigil Pendant , which happens to be $59. They also have pieces from other houses, in case you’re interested in those for some reason.

New Trent iGeek

If you’re anything like me, you have multiple gadgets and you live in horror of one of them dying and you having to…shudder…converse with the people around you. Actually, if you’re anything like me, you never leave the house so you’re never more than eight feet from an electrical outlet, but I digress, The New Trent iGeek 11200mAh External Battery Charger for Smartphones and Tablets is for the serious geek on-the-go. After its initial charge, it will hold it’s own charge for weeks, it can charge two devices at once, and it can charge a wide range of devices from phones (smart and dumb) to tablets to gaming devices. Check out the link for all of the info. The list price is $80, but Amazon generally has it for less (whilst writing this it was $61.92).

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And if you want to be super cool and geeky and macabre and support the site all at once (look at you multitasking), you can get something from The Autodidact in the Attic’s Zazzle shop.

There are a few shirts and a hoodie and a couple stickers at the moment. A few other little things are in the works. If there’s something you’d like, let me know and I’ll whip it up for you.

My personal favourite thing is the Morph Mug, which is $23.95. I use mine nearly every day. It’s an excellent way to know if your tea has gone cold before you get that mouthful of the dreaded Cold Tea. There are a couple other, less expensive mugs in the shop that are equally nice, but the colour-change one is worth the extra bit for the coldness warning factor alone. Here is a video I made of it doing its thang.

Dec
05
2013

Gifts for Grown Up Harry Potter Fans

by V. L. Craven

When I say ‘all ages’ I mean grown ups. The kids take care of themselves when shopping for Harry Potter stuff. But if you’re a bit older, you have to tone it down. Well, you don’t have to, but if you want to, here are some gifts you may like to get for other people. Not yourself, obviously. Ahem.

I Speal Parseltongue keychain from WWHP

 

I Speak Parseltongue keychain from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter shop ($9.95)

When browsing that site you have to check each shop because, though some products overlap others, each has its own special products, as well.

 

Slytherin Persian bracelet from Etsy

Hogwarts houses jewellry by Tangled Charm on Etsy. The one above is the Slytherin Persian Star Chain , which I own-I’ve had it for several years and wear it every day and love it very much. It was $18 and it was worth every penny. The shop also has pieces about Sherlock Holmes, Game of Thrones, Star Trek, and Hunger Games. The offerings are a little sparse at the mo, but check out some previous sales and make a request to have something made specially.

Muggles into Wizards

Books Turn Muggles into Wizards by Harry Potter Alliance at DFTBA. ($20) I don’t know how I didn’t know about the Harry Potter Alliance (endorsed by J.K. Rowling herself), but they’re an actual humanitarian group that fights for … well, humanitarian causes of all stripes. They have several items available at the Don’t Forget to Be Awesome shop and when you buy those items all proceeds go to the HPA.

Slytherin Tapestry Throw

 

Slytherin Tapestry Throw from the WBShop ($39.95). They also have Griffyndor and Hogwarts throws (sorry, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.) The WBShop is just a good place to browse in the first place. Besides several very nice long-bodied female cut t-shirts that actually fit someone with my shape (sakes alive!) they have several things from the always drool-worthy Noble Collection.

Speaking of…

The Noble collection has added beaucoup wands and they have two deals. One is if you get a four wand case and the wands that go in it (you choose wands you’d like) you get the case for free for $114. The other is ten wands and a free case for $285. You can also purchase the cases separately if you already have wands you’d like to display for $39 and $59. Single wands vary in price from $28.50 to $39.50

Ten Character Wand Display

Wands on display l-r: Death Eater, Narcissa Malfoy, Tonks, Death Eater, Mudungus Fletcher, Alecto Carrow, Death Eater, Rufus Scrimgeour, Voldemort, Prof. Horace Slughorn. I think whomever put that display together had a tattoo on their left arm, ifyouknowwhatImean.

The only thing that’s bothersome is Bellatrix’s. If you order hers separately it looks like this:

In other words: AWESOME

In other words: AWESOME

If you order it with the case, it looks like this:

In other words: LAME

In other words: LAME

I mean, I get it. The original wouldn’t fit in the case properly, but the second one could be a bit more badass… It’s just so… Anyway.

They also have things like Bellatrix’s dagger, which is $55.

Bellatrix's dagger

And Lucius Malfoy’s pimp cane with hidden wand ($95)

Lucius Cane

I also dig the Dementor crystal ball ($65)

Dementors crystal ball

Really, I could spend all day on that site just staring at things. Even series I’m not interested in have the most gorgeous accoutrement.

If you know of any HP gifts for the adults, please leave a comment. If you received any sweet HP things for Hanukkah (or get anything for Christmas) please leave a comment and brag.

Jul
22
2013

Villainess

by V. L. Craven

Villainess Logo

Several years ago I came across an ad in the back of a magazine for something called ‘ Villainess Soaps ‘ and thought, ‘Whatever that is, I must try it.’ ( This is my original review from back then.)

I was not disappointed.

Blood Soap

My first order was a bar of Miss Edith soap and lotion (called Whipped ). On the Fragrances Menu , Miss Edith is described as: ‘Lemony black tea with milk, English Lavender and Roses beneath a thick layer of dust.’ I liked that it sounds like the character in a Barbara Pym novel or a kindly librarian. Or a kindly librarian in a Barbara Pym novel.

Since then I have tried Ginger Snapped, Blood, Antihero, Truffle Trade and Bathory, as well as some others and the free samples you get in every order (two per order) and my own mix of the Smack (an exfoliating scrub of wonderfulness). My husband and I particularly enjoyed trying different blends of that.

Fragrances are handmade in small batches so they don’t keep every single thing in stock year-round, which means you may miss out on something you’d really like to try (Arsenic & Old Lace, Cobwebs, Nightshade, Pyromania, and Shrapnel are on my list), so sign up for the newsletter.

Datura Smooch Stores in Canada, the U.S. and U.K. stock the line, and, of course, they’re online. Shipping has always been quite fast, in my experience, and they include, aside from the previously mentioned freebie soap samples, a couple sweets with each order.

I’ve recently had the opportunity to chat with Brooke Stant the creator/owner of Villianess.

How did you get into making soap and how long have you been doing it?

I have struggled with dry, over-sensitive skin for my entire life, so I was already interested in alternative skincare brands and paying attention to ingredients. I was in a particularly bad eczema flare in late 2000 when I ran across a copy of “The Soapmaker’s Companion” by Susan Miller Cavitch. When I realised I could control what went into my skincare, and formulate a bar of soap for my skin needs? I fell completely in love. I made my first batch in December 2000, so I have been making soap for nearly 13 years.

Porchswing Smack When did you create Villainess and how did you come up with the name? (It’s the reason I checked out the site in the first place, several years ago. I think I saw an ad in Bitch or somewhere.)

Villainess.net was originally a catch-all domain for web-dev projects that launched in 2001. The idea was that going upstream, or taking a path that contradicts conventional wisdom is framed as rebellious, villainous and upsetting. You rarely see the archetype “anti-heroine” but “villainess” is common. So, the name choice is slightly sarcastic. When I was ready to launch the soap line in 2003 we had a selection of poison themed scents (Arsenic & Old Lace, Nightshade, Strychnine, Silk & Cyanide) and spent several months looking for a brand name that would suit our scents. I felt a little silly when it dawned on me that I’d already been working with Villainess for two years, and that it was a perfect fit for my scent concepts!

How many people are involved now?

We can be a 6-person team, depending on the time of year, projects on the table, and collaborations we’re involved with.

Perfume Clear About how long does it take to make a batch of something you’ve made before and how many bars does one batch produce?

I generally work in 60 bar batches - that’s about 17 lbs at a time. At that scale, it can take the same 30 minutes to make either a 10 bar batch or 60. The time spent in soapmaking comes in the waiting for melted oils and lye solutions to reach room temperature. The actual hands-on manufacture goes fairly quickly, because my soap formula traces rapidly and must be poured into the mold before I have a large stainless steel pot full of solid soap.

You have an incredible range of scents . How on earth do you come up with new ones?

Our fragrance development can start with anything from an idea, a single word, a tableau, or a single note. We do a lot of “atmospheric” scents which are designed to evoke scent memories - layering smoke, ozone, and petrichor over more specific notes, or finding a balance that still creates a wearable bouquet. Sometimes we approach oddity for its own sake, and it’s a question of which single notes in juxtaposition will create something new and interesting. In those cases, I push into unexpected accent notes or pairings instead of softening a blend with something like vanilla or chocolate or citrus.

Oddity for it’s own sake is always good, in my book. What does your ‘laboratory’ look like? I’m picturing something like the potions room in Hogwarts, please don’t disabuse my illusion.

The lab may disappoint you! It is unadorned, but we have various bottles and projects stashed varying degrees of completion. There are usually several beakers with prototype scents, cut soaps waiting to go into another batch, and stacks of soap molds hanging around.

Villainess Laboratory. At least it has a skull.

Villainess Laboratory. At least it has a skull.

Once you have an idea for a new combination, what goes into actually creating the different products-what does that process look like? And what lucky souls get to test it?

At this point, most of our formulations are established so we are doing less testing for product safety and performance. We had a great bunch of volunteer customers sign up, not too long ago, to test a shaving cream prototype for us. All along, our customer base has been incredible about letting us know what works, what doesn’t work, and what they’d like to see more of. Sometimes we work with our resale partners to test-run fragrances. Because they are exposed to more scents professionally, they can always offer good feedback on a scent’s performance, unique qualities, and marketability.

How did the testing of the shaving cream go? Is there a release date on that? What fragrances will that be offered in?

The general consensus on the shaving cream was that it didn’t have enough “slip.” We’ve shelved it, long term, until we can find a more cost effective way to concentrate the mucilaginous herbal concoction.

Frostbite

Who writes the fantastic descriptions of your scents? Ditto for the designer of your site and labels, etc.

I handle both scent composition and copywriting. For some scents, copy exists long before the fragrance has been mixed up. For others, I find it’s easier to translate the creative process myself, rather than having someone else describe the end product. Our designer is Kira Butler, of Elixireleven.com . We’ve been working together since 2008, and it’s been one of the happier collaborations in our history. Kira’s creative vision is always spot-on. There have been a few releases where I didn’t know which direction we wanted to take them, in terms of branding and making them distinct, and she has happily surprised me every time.

Are there any new scents or products on the horizon you’d like to give us a hint about?

We’re currently working on several experiments - a cucumber/currant/raspberry concoction, something called “Killer Tomatoez,” and a spiky green mess called “Once Bitten.” We’re also ironing out the plans for our 10th Anniversary Release. We celebrate our birthday in September, even though we turn ten in mid-August. That event should be delicious.

What is your favourite ingredient to work with? That blends well with other things.
I tend to use a lot of leather. I joke that I want to blend leather with everything, but I find that both the synthetic single notes and our in-house “rawhide” esential oil bouquet will lend a cool base note and homogeneity to almost any blend. I think my favourite was coconut, leather and ozone/sea salt. After leather, I find that dragon’s blood is a go-to in atmospheric blends, and I tend to rely on peach a little heavily with fruitier scents.

Villainess Mixing Bar

Villainess Mixing Bar. Notes galore.

Are there any ingredients that you thought would work out well and just… didn’t?
Cilantro. I cannot get cilantro essential oil to play nice in any blend. Even in small quantities, it doesn’t just overpower, but it remains intact. When blending, I’d like to hit on a combination where the whole is a new concept; not just individual notes dumped together. Cilantro will not morph, no matter what I pair it with.

Which is rather ironic, since a lot of people say cilantro tastes like soap. What are your personal absolute favourite products and scents to use?

I love our Slick! oil cleanser. I am a big fan of Urban Decay’s 24/7 eyeliners, and… they don’t come off easily. Slick! is my hands-down favourite makeup remover for really saturating makeup and rinsing away without a lot of scrubbing. After that, I still use my own soaps. Right now I’ve got a bar of our olive oil blend, Satiate (all essential oils, vetiver, lavender, oppoponax, pink grapefruit), and one of Precipitate (the avocado oil and shea butter soap from a recent release). Usually the limited editions, and special runs end up in my bathroom, but I always love going back to Ginger Snapped. It’s still the perfect balance of warm spicy sweetness.

Slick is the one product I haven’t tried (yet). When is Miss Edith making a reappearance?

Miss Edith usually makes a February appearance - I think it’s been several seasons since it’s been released, so we can aim for this winter.

Villainess Samples

Villainess Samples: You get two per order, because they’re awesome.

And the question I ask all the creative people: Do you listen to music whilst making soap?

Oh yes! The tiny iPod speaker dock has a permanent home in the soap room. Radiohead, The National and Soundgarden get a lot of play.

And one other, geeky, non soap related question: You mentioned villianess.net being a catch-all for web-dev: So, were you a web developer/do you still do that or is soap your life now?

I was never a professional web developer - mostly a hobbyist who did a little free-lance work. It was an awesome skillset to get me into e-commerce with a smaller financial investment. Soap is my life now - full time. I’m grateful for the transition in many ways, because it always me to focus on the one thing I do well. But I often miss the web development field, and it’s frustrating to be so out of touch. I pretty much have to outsource help for site upgrades nowadays.

Well, you’ve definitely found your niche, I think. Thank you for your time!

Thank you, Victoria!

Villainess Redefiniton

Jul
02
2013

Southern Gothica

by V. L. Craven

Yesterday ScaryDad posted an interview I did with the lovely Amber from Southern Gothica . She makes the dolls below (and many more). Check out the interview here .

Snape and Lily-the way it should have been

 

Eric Draven from The Crow

 

Halloween inspired ragdoll

 

Cute corpse zombie

 

Morrigan Darkstalker

 

Baby bats

 

Eddie Munster

Apr
07
2013

Fun Site for People Who Like Badges

by V. L. Craven

A site of arty and fun badges. Prickie.com

I don’t know why, but I’ve always liked buttons. My first one was yellow with red confetti on that said, ‘Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.’ It was on a gift when I was twelve, I believe.

When I get a new bag, I always have to put a couple badges on. My current hold-all has two: a red and white one from The Strand in New York, and a small one the logo for this site on.

As a younger teen I preferred badges with witty sayings on. ‘How far can you open your mind before your brains fall out?’ At thirteen, I thought that terribly clever.

Mid-to-late teens was deep sayings. ‘Everyone talks about changing the world but no one talks about changing themselves. –Tolstoy’ Oh, but I was so serious.

Now I’m more into art on badges. Asymmetrical, abstract art that I could just look at for ages. It’s less about what the badges would reflect on me if viewed by a stranger and more about what I find pleasing to look at.

I *do* love some of the Prickie badges–check them out.

Jan
23
2013

Gifts for the Poe Fan in Your Life

by V. L. Craven

You have all his books, you’ve memorised his poems, you’ve doodled his picture on your notebook, but, surely, in this consumer society, there must be more you can do to show your appreciation for Mr. Poe. It turns out, the Internet has loads of things for just such an occasion. Here are some of my favourites:

[Disclaimer: these were all created by people with far more artistic gifts than I have.]

Apparel

This is probably my favourite Poe-themed t-shirt. It’s available on Zazzle , and is, therefore, quite customisable in terms of type of clothing you’d like the design on. For example, that link will take you to a page titled ‘Raven Men’s Dark Shirt’, but then you may choose from 60 different styles of clothing. Because of this, the price varies greatly, but the one above, which is the Women’s Hanes ComfortSoft T-shirt is $32USD.

November Fire has wonderful apparel for the macabre, and they don’t let down the Poe fans. They start at $17 and is brilliant.

Office Supplies & Stationery

These gorgeous envelopes are available from the LaPapierre shop on etsy for $6.40 per set of sixteen.

The above image is a beautiful illustration that can be put on two different sizes of greeting cards or a postcard, starting at 2.08 USD.

Accessories

This handmade purse can be found on one of my favourite macabre shopping sites, The Gorey Details. It’s crafted out of an actual, leatherbound book. It’s $65, and you can choose which type of handle you’d like: antique or longer shoulder-length black. More Poe themed items at the shop here .

This hair clip is elegant and gorgeous. If it were mine, I’d find go out of my way to find nice places to wear it. It’s a vailable from Etsy for $35. From the description: This handmade hair clip has selected quotes from Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” woven into the flower and leaves. The colors are charcoal grey and black. The text is on silver paper. The finished size is around 4″.

Alchemy Gothic raven choker available from The Black Cat Closet for $60.95.

Housewares

This adorable little guy is approx. 8″ x 12″, handmade in soft fleece or felt, and available on Etsy for $35 USD and if I had disposable income, I’d adopt one today and name him MyRaven. Because he’d be mine. And a raven.

Really, just go to Etsy and search for Poe . There are ridiculous numbers of incredible creations celebrating our man.

And other fun bits and bobs

The Poe bobble head ($19.95) is available through the Poe Museum shop , which has many other fantastic gifts.

This one is difficult to find, but I love it so much I had to include it in this list.

And finally, no shrine to our man would be complete without a raven:


Not the most sinister-looking one available, but it’s done by Audubon and makes the ‘caw’ sound. (Alas, it doesn’t say ‘Nevermore,’ but you can have everything.) The little guy above is $8 from Amazon .

Personally, I prefer this guy:

He’s made by Wild Republic, but is no longer in production. Colour me disappointed.

Apr
11
2012

A Gorey Place to Shop

by V. L. Craven

Being the twisted child I was (who would grow into the twisted adult that I am) Halloween was always my favourite time of year. I loved Charles Addams cartoons, Tim Burton films and watched Mystery! on PBS just for the Edward Gorey titles. I tried to talk my parents into buying me all sorts of things at Halloween so I could decorate my bedroom with them year round. These kids today don’t know how great they have it-thanks to the internet, they can buy a panoply of spooky things any time of the year.

For example, I love the Gorey Details . It’s a shop that is full of things to please those of us who embrace our darker side.

They have a huge range of products, but some of my favs are books from the Mutter Museum , pages dedicated to Emily the Strange, Edward Gorey, Edgar Allan Poe and Tim Burton.

Now I at least have my own money and can buy whatever I want.

Jun
23
2011

I Feel Pretty and Witty and Girly

by V. L. Craven

As mentioned previously, I was admiring the Villainess soaps on offer over at the Gorey Details Shop. I went to the Villainess shop and wound up buying a bit of everything. Then I tried all of it out. Wowwee, but do I feel girly now. After using the mud my face was softer than it’s ever been before–and I’ve used various facial products over the years. The body scrub, called Smooch!, is amazing and left my skin soft and moisturised and the lotion (Whipped) was indulgent and wonderful. I have pretty dry skin, but it still felt soft and silky the morning after I’d put it on.

You also get two samples per order–I chose Blood and Bathory, both of which smelled gorgeous–and my other products were all of the Miss Edith variety. Luxurious would be a good word for it.

 

[This is a re-post from a now-defunct blog. Original post date: 9 March 2008]

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